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2008.03.12 10:08
Tax rebate & Virus Alert
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For your fun to read and laugh
-----Original Message From: Jim Vance ----
Subject: tax rebate
Tax Rebate
This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00
tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped
it to a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China,
if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.....and none of these
scenarios will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in
America .....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink
beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. It seems that these are
the only businesses left in the U.S.
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Subject: virus alert!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter, i.e., (WINE) and (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life
-----Original Message From: Jim Vance ----
Subject: tax rebate
Tax Rebate
This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00
tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped
it to a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China,
if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.....and none of these
scenarios will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in
America .....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink
beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. It seems that these are
the only businesses left in the U.S.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: virus alert!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter, i.e., (WINE) and (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life
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